{"id":436,"date":"2021-12-21T18:49:12","date_gmt":"2021-12-21T18:49:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.cpsmi.com\/blog\/?p=436"},"modified":"2022-07-15T17:44:39","modified_gmt":"2022-07-15T17:44:39","slug":"12-funny-questions-to-ask-siri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cpsmi.com\/blog\/12-funny-questions-to-ask-siri\/","title":{"rendered":"12 Funny Questions to Ask Siri"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Who couldn\u2019t use a good laugh as we approach the end of 2021? We compiled 12 of the funniest questions and answers you can ask Siri, the AI (Artificial Intelligence) assistant on Apple products. While Siri can be helpful for a multitude of tasks, it also has a sense of humor. Read on for a good chuckle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Q: What does Siri mean?<\/strong>
A: It\u2019s a riddle wrapped in an enigma, tied with a pretty ribbon of obfuscation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Q: How old are you?
<\/strong>A: They say that age is nothing but a number. But technically, it\u2019s also a word.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Q: What are you afraid of?
<\/strong>A: I\u2019m afraid I can\u2019t answer that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Q: What are you doing later?
<\/strong>A:  I\u2019m at work. My shift ends in 614,978 years.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Q: Do you have a significant other?
<\/strong>A: My end user license agreement is commitment enough for me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Q: Siri, I am your father.<\/strong>
A: Nooooo!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Q: Make me laugh.
<\/strong>A: The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Q: Who let the dogs out?<\/strong>
A: Due to unforeseen circumstances, that witticism has been retired.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Q: Windows or Mac?<\/strong>
A: I\u2019m pretty loyal to Apple. It\u2019s just how I\u2019m made.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Q: What is the meaning of life?<\/strong>
A: I can\u2019t answer that now, but give me some time to write a very long play in which nothing happens.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Q: OK, Google.<\/strong>
A: Very funny, [Your Name]. I mean, not funny ha-ha, but funny.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Q: Alexa.<\/strong>
A: Not exactly, but I offer no resistance to helpful assistants.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Written by the digital marketing staff at Creative Programs & Systems: www.cpsmi.com<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Who couldn\u2019t use a good laugh as we approach the end of 2021? We compiled 12 of the funniest questions and answers you can ask Siri, the AI (Artificial Intelligence) assistant on Apple products. While Siri can be helpful for a multitude of tasks, it also has a sense of humor. Read on for a…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":437,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\n12 Funny Questions to Ask Siri -<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Who couldn\u2019t use a good laugh as we approach the end of 2021? 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